I Hope You Choke

Baby love, let's get one thing straight:

I am not your happy little homemaker
And I never said I would be.

When I moved in here we were "friends"
And you're god damn lucky you are
Hot and good in bed

Because otherwise the first time
You tried to fuck me

I would have said:
Get on line.

And apparently that's what
I should have done.

For the sake of argument
Before you react…

Let's get this straight too:

You are the one who prefaced this "relationship"

With :

"I will never put a ring on your finger,
I will never love you like I loved the last"

Fair enough, baby love…

But she left you and I'm still here.




P.S.


I cooked you coconut tilapia
And I hope you fucking choke.

On it….

Or your karma.

Whatever works.